Robbers Beware!

Tonight my husband and I went to the store and bought our first baseball bat...and NO it wasn't for baseball practice. We got a call from a neighbor informing us that 17, yes, I said 17, break-ins have occurred in our neighborhood this week. His house was hit in the wee early morning hours today and the police spent 4 hours fingerprinting. I have to admit, I'm nervous. It's obvious that these hooded guys in some volvo (the get away car in question) are robbing these homes while people are there. So, here's my message to you crazy dudes..."Go AWAY, we've protected our home and everything I have is in my safety deposit box. And please leave my neighborhood alone. There's a lot of little old ladies around here that can't run fast."